Amoura C. Ethelia
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Now I know how Alice in Wonderland felt...
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Post by Amoura C. Ethelia on Aug 13, 2010 15:11:57 GMT -6
Amoura: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Zira: COOL YOUR JETS, BISH *pulls out gun* OR I'LL SHOOT YA!
Amoura: OH FUCK YOU! NOW WHERE AM I?
Zira: *explains everything*
Amoura: ...*emora/angst*
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Evil Amoura: Join the darkside! We have cookies.
Amoura: I don't like cookies.
Evil Amoura: ...we have hot vampires?
Amoura: Do they sparkle?
Evil Amoura: Yes.
Amoura: Fuck that shit.
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Dante: There's all these hot chicks here and I'm dead? Fuck my life!
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Mundus: It's so easy when you're evil!
Evil Amoura: Shut up, dad! You're embarrassing me!
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Vergil: Am I even alive in this plot?
Dante: Well, I'm not!
Vergil: Sucks to be you, bro'.
Dante: *sigh* -.-
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Amoura: I hate this realm.
Zira: I hate when humans die.
Evil Amoura: I love explody things!
Clash: I like to swim up high!
Everyone: Boom de yadda boom de yadda BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA! Boom de yadda boom de yadda boom de yadda BOOM DE YADDA!
Zira and Amoura: We hate our father.
Evil Amoura: I love him to death!
Skaven: Everyone should love me!
Clash: You should all SUCK MY DIIICK
Everyone: Boom de yadda boom de yadda BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA! Boom de yadda boom de yadda boom de yadda BOOM DE YADDA!
Delano: I hate laboratories!
Random Human: OH WHAT A WORLD!
Skaven: I think I'm sexy.
Evil Amoura: You should all just STFU!
Everyone: Boom de yadda boom de yadda BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA! Boom de yadda boom de yadda boom de yadda BOOM DE YADDA!
*explosion stop the song*
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Post by Zira Firestone on Aug 13, 2010 16:06:05 GMT -6
lol. Vergil was killed by Dante in his Nelo Angelo costume.  |
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Skaven
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Demon Bedouin: Human
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Post by Skaven on Aug 15, 2010 11:31:47 GMT -6
£
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for those of you in the know, this means I fail worst pickup line in history: A/S/L? |
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adam
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One day...I will not have to look over my shoulder.
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Post by adam on Aug 17, 2010 23:41:37 GMT -6
*If Adam and Amoura from the other Dimension traveled together to this time*
Adam: Are we there yet?
Amoura: No...
Adam: Are we there yet?
Amoura: No...
Adam: Are we there yet?
Amoura: No!
Adam: Hey Amoura...
Amoura: WHAT!?
Adam: Can we stop by the bar when we get to where we're going?
Amoura: Adam if it'll shut you up for five minutes then fine. *stabs*
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Clash: I'm an Athiest.
Adam: Wait...Clash I thought you worshipped the water god?
Clash: Please...I'm way more popular and I'm alot stronger then him.
Posieiden: Your not stronger then the person who killed you bish.
Clash: I hope Kratos kills you in God of War III.
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Paper Demoness: Oh you guys are so immature.
Fire Demon: Uh oh guys...watch out cause the only female here might give you a paper cut.
Paper Demoness: What'd you say shrimp dick!?
Demon Leader: Would you guys shut the hell up please!? Honestly...its hard to think when you guys start arguing plus I have this hell of an itch down south.
Fire Demon: You should let her help you with that...her sand paper vagina could clear that up.
Adam: Buuuuuurn!
Paper Demon: I'm gonna kill you, you wimpy excuse for a zippo!
Adam: D-D-Double Burn!
Everyone: SHUT UP ADAM!!!
Plant Demon: Who got burned now bitch...
Adam: Ah your mother was a tree.
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Maricul: We meet again Adam...
Adam: Oh....my.....self. I know who you are..but I don't know who you are.
Maricul: Come on...your getting there Adam.
Adam: Your.....Your.....Your....Your skin is badly bleached. You need a tan.
Maricul: I'm going to shove these guns so far up your-
Random civilian: As I was saying.
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Skaven
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Post by Skaven on Aug 18, 2010 1:49:55 GMT -6
Adam and Amoura in bed
Adam: Are we there yet?
Amoura: no...
Adam: Are we there yet?
Amoura: no...
Adam: Are we there yet?
Amoura: no...
Adam: Are we there yet?
Amoura: no...
Adam: Are we there yet?
Amoura: no...
Adam: Are we there yet?
Amoura: no...
Adam: Are we there yet?
Amoura: yes...
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Maricul
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Vampiress
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Post by Maricul on Aug 18, 2010 5:36:03 GMT -6
-feels somewhat responsible for this idea catching on-
Adam is awesome in the sack.
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adam
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One day...I will not have to look over my shoulder.
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Post by adam on Aug 18, 2010 8:27:54 GMT -6
Fire Demon: Adam's a gay robot.
Adam: Your mother's a gay robot.
Demon crowd: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
Fire demon: Your mother's like a pack of pringles, once I pop the fun doesn't stop!!
Demon Crowd: Ooooooooh, dang son!
Adam: Your mother's like a vaccuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and when i'm done I put that bitch away.
Demon crowd: Geeeeet 'eeeeeeeeeem!!!!!
Clash: Oh yeah...well your momma's so fat that when she dresses up in all yellow, people shout the sky is falling the sky is falling!
Demon crowd: *laughter*
Mundus: Oh yeah...well Clash your momma's so fat that when she is in japan people shout Godzilla!
Demon Crowd: *crickets*
Adam: Dude...you know Clash's mom died of diabetes you prick.
Clash: *cries to himself*
Maricul: You got serious issues Mundus...
Mundus: *mocking* Oh you got serious issues...blah blah blah.
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Post by alexismalaware on Aug 18, 2010 8:33:30 GMT -6
Adam is awesome in the sack. Homo. |
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adam
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One day...I will not have to look over my shoulder.
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Post by adam on Aug 18, 2010 8:42:54 GMT -6
Ah your mother was a tree >>
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Post by Zira Firestone on Aug 18, 2010 8:48:22 GMT -6
Adam is awesome in the sack. Homo.  |
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Amoura C. Ethelia
City of Mortis Member
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Now I know how Alice in Wonderland felt...
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Post by Amoura C. Ethelia on Aug 18, 2010 8:58:28 GMT -6
Adam and Amoura in bed Adam: Are we there yet? Amoura: no... Adam: Are we there yet? Amoura: no... Adam: Are we there yet? Amoura: no... Adam: Are we there yet? Amoura: no... Adam: Are we there yet? Amoura: no... Adam: Are we there yet? Amoura: no... Adam: Are we there yet? Amoura: yes... That'll never happen. ROFL. |
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adam
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One day...I will not have to look over my shoulder.
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Post by adam on Aug 18, 2010 9:05:11 GMT -6
Actually it almost did >>
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Post by alexismalaware on Aug 18, 2010 9:16:33 GMT -6
Don't act so surprised to see me. |
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Amoura C. Ethelia
City of Mortis Member
Hybrid
Now I know how Alice in Wonderland felt...
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Post by Amoura C. Ethelia on Aug 18, 2010 11:17:31 GMT -6
Actually it almost did >> Almost |
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Maricul
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Post by Maricul on Aug 18, 2010 16:52:18 GMT -6
Adam is awesome in the sack. Homo. You have something against homosexuals?  |
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