Amoura C. Ethelia
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Now I know how Alice in Wonderland felt...
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Post by Amoura C. Ethelia on Aug 18, 2010 17:06:48 GMT -6
You have something against homosexuals? umadbr0?
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Maricul
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Post by Maricul on Aug 19, 2010 8:06:35 GMT -6
All right move over all you amateurs Apologies for inside jokes but maybe those of you on the outside will find them just as funny for different reasons. Maricul: Charge! Maricul charges Alucard blindly with no battle strategy or escape plan. She remains the only one surprised as Alucard grabs her and throws her around like a rag doll, filling her with large holes all over her body and then ass raping her in a pool of her own blood, having a Hell Hound tear her apart, eat her and then crap out the pieces and throw them into a ditch. Integra Hellsing: Was all that really necessary? Alucard: Only way she'll learn.
Kel: Show me the fury of a devil. Ranko: Silence! I kill you! Ranko charges and attacks him with a fury of violent sword slashes but Kel just stands there and stares at her because that what he does best, stand there and stare at you. Ranko finally tires herself out, falls on her knees and sobs all over his robes.Kel: There, there. You can stop crying now. Ranko: I HATE MY LIFE! Kel: Seriously. Stop crying on my robes, bitch.
Mundus: Amoura, you come back here this instant! Amoura: Screw you! I'm going into the real world! Nothing bad can happen to me there. A fight or two later.Dante: You work for me now. Amoura: Son of a bitch! Can things get any worse? A wild Veran appears.Amoura: Who the fuck are you? Amoura suddenly finds herself surrounded by moving corpsesAmoura: Shit.
Sparda: Charge! Sparda charges Ranka looking for the three-hit-combo but Ranka jumps out of the way leaving Sparda foot to step on a button hidden in the floor. His trap is activated and a series of explosions goes off, taking down the entire building and killing everybody inside while he escapes through a well hidden trap door nearby.Sparda: Oh fuck me. Sparda is suddenly surrounded by moving corpsesSparda: Not that kind of fuck! Not that kind of fuck!
Clash: Amoura, we've known each other for a long time now and well, I have something to tell you. Amoura: Please don't. Clash: Amoura, we're no strangers to love. Amoura: o.o Clash: You know the rules and so do I. Amoura: -_- Clash: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of. Amoura presses the barrel of Quick Silver to her head.Clash: You won't get this from any other shark! Amoura blows her brains out.Clash: ! Validus: If you have stayed dead after I tore your heart out you wouldn't have suffered through that. Validus walks by turning everything behind his path into ash just by walking. Then a drunken Alexis appears following him, somehow unharmed and surviving in a world surrounded by ubber demons that could kill you with just a thought.Alexis Malaware: God dammit, Validus, stop destroying everything in your walks! Jesus Christ!
Amoura: Go away, Adam. It's over. Adam: But I love you Amoura: Then why did you sleep with Maricul!? Adam: Oh come on she's a whore. Raise your hand if you haven't slept with Maricul. Amoura, Sparda, Sazan, Athena, Ranka, Daikus, Shinta, Nex, Tori, Clash, Arix, Shiro, every single Power Ranger and Michael raise their hands. However Ranko, Maricul's older sister, sinks down in her seat not being able to raise that hand.Amoura: What? Sazan: You didn't! Sparda: You have to be kidding. Ranka: OH MY GOD! Ranko: Just kidding! ;D Everybody falls down in a funny way like one of those anime falls you see on Anime. Clash is minding his own business when all of a sudden a very ugly man attacks him. He proceeds to cut into Clash's flesh and kill him in a horrible matter to very sad music and in slow motion.Maricul: Clash, no! Amoura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Jen: Why god!? Why!? Continues to kill Clash to sad music and in slow motion.Ranka: NOT CLASH! NOT CLASH! Adam: Clash! Alexis Malaware: Oh please somebody help him! The slow motion stops as a dead Clash lies on the ground to very sad music and then is hung up over the city gates.Clash: Remember, I died for your sins ಠ_ಠ Entire cast of Endgame: The End
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Amoura C. Ethelia
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Post by Amoura C. Ethelia on Aug 20, 2010 16:35:09 GMT -6
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Post by Zira Firestone on Aug 20, 2010 16:38:59 GMT -6
Sparda: Charge! Sparda charges Ranka looking for the three-hit-combo but Ranka jumps out of the way leaving Sparda foot to step on a button hidden in the floor. His trap is activated and a series of explosions goes off, taking down the entire building and killing everybody inside while he escapes through a well hidden trap door nearby.lol! Did that really happen
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Maricul
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Post by Maricul on Aug 20, 2010 21:58:06 GMT -6
Sparda: Charge! Sparda charges Ranka looking for the three-hit-combo but Ranka jumps out of the way leaving Sparda foot to step on a button hidden in the floor. His trap is activated and a series of explosions goes off, taking down the entire building and killing everybody inside while he escapes through a well hidden trap door nearby.lol! Did that really happen I don't recall. Wouldn't be surprised though. Ranka mastered the art of royally fucking you over. Whether it's figuratively or literally depends on your luck.
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Amoura C. Ethelia
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Post by Amoura C. Ethelia on Aug 20, 2010 23:45:37 GMT -6
Pretty much what Ayen said.
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